This Had to be Shared: The Best of Manny Being Manny; Gerald Laird: 1-Man, 5-Tools
Posted by Alan Hull on May 15th, 2008
Simply amazing. (Awful Announcing)
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So apparently Gerald Laird signs all autographs “Gerald Laird, 1 Man, 5 Tools.” (The Big Lead)
Here are some great ones others thought of in the comments thread:
Clown: “Lance Armstrong: 1 Man, 1 nut”
Magglio Merkin: “Brett Myers: 1 Man, 1 Restraining Order,” “Mark Prior: 1 Man, 1 Full Season”
pkiguy22: “Elijah Dukes: 1 Picture Phone, Unlimited Texting”
rs27: “O.J. Simpson: One Man, Where the white bitches at?”
I thought of:
Curt Schiling: 1 Man, 0 Filter
Barry Bonds: 1 Man, 0 Job
Brian Sabean: 1 Man, 1 too many chances
Neifi Perez: 1 Man, 64 Career OPS+, 1 PED violation away from life-time ban